Yay! "We" foiled a plot to blow a plane out of the sky using explosive underpants!
(The "we" of course was the CIA, NOT TSA!!! They couldn't find anything really wrong since they're too busy destroying expensive medical equipment that sustains life.)
Whoops!!! They're just as dumb as TSA and the FBI apparently.
Showing posts with label Underwear. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Underwear. Show all posts
7/29/11
Change your underwear!!!
I've gotten this from several people now in my email.....and I felt compelled to share! :)
CHANGE YOUR UNDERWEAR !!!
There's an old sea story about a ship's Captain who inspected
his sailors, and afterward told the first mate that his men smelled bad.
The Captain suggested perhaps it would help if the sailors
would change underwear occasionally.
The first mate responded, "Aye, aye sir, I'll see to it immediately!"
The first mate went straight to the sailors berth deck and announced, "The Captain thinks you guys smell bad and wants you to change your underwear."
He continued, "Pittman, you change with Jones, McCarthy, you change with Witkowski, and Brown, you change with
Schultz."
THE MORAL OF THE STORY:
Someone may come along and promise "Change",
but don't count on things smelling any better.
CHANGE YOUR UNDERWEAR !!!
There's an old sea story about a ship's Captain who inspected
his sailors, and afterward told the first mate that his men smelled bad.
The Captain suggested perhaps it would help if the sailors
would change underwear occasionally.
The first mate responded, "Aye, aye sir, I'll see to it immediately!"
The first mate went straight to the sailors berth deck and announced, "The Captain thinks you guys smell bad and wants you to change your underwear."
He continued, "Pittman, you change with Jones, McCarthy, you change with Witkowski, and Brown, you change with
Schultz."
THE MORAL OF THE STORY:
Someone may come along and promise "Change",
but don't count on things smelling any better.
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