Walmart guy

So, I stopped at Walmart this morning to buy two gallons of drinking water.  That's it.  I get up to the checkout counter and the guy, who has probably been there all night, says "Is this for here or to go?"  I smirked and said, "To go."  He then says, "Sorry, I used to be a lot funnier before my sixth wife."  Now on this one I don't even look up as I'm trying to dig out two singles from my wallet.  "Plus, with the hemorrhoids now."  I looked up and said, "Ya got me with the first one!"  He's like, "Okay, just wanted to make ya laugh!"  Sheesh.